*Dysphemism: the substitution of a harsh expression for a more neutral one
Writing a story just after deadline and hoping nobody notices is no simple task. Saturday was a- well I was going to say terrible but let me practice dysphemism here and instead say it was simply an unpleasant day.
I spent my time recovering from a hangover and hoping desperately that I would feel better before I had to work. It was, and I’m going to use dysphemism once more, a long day.
Sorry this was late, the text should explain enough.