Saturday Word of the Day: Canard

*Canard: a false or baseless, usually derogatory story, report or rumour

“That’s a canard if I ever heard one!”

“No, no I swear it’s true.”

“Prove it then!”

“O-okay, ok I’ll prove it. Just give me a minute to uh get the um evidence… LOOK OVER THERE A GRASSHOPPER!”

“What?… Hey where do you think you’re going?!”

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