Tales from the Wasteland: Currency Problems

A heavy sigh leaves Marly? for the third time that day as she busies herself pulling dead leaves off lettuce. Courtney and Hector are lugging a large ambiguous animal corpse from the hunter exchange counter to the butchery. A few other food exchange employees busy themselves with other tasks. “Something the matter, Marly?” Courtney is … Continue reading Tales from the Wasteland: Currency Problems

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Tales from the Wasteland: Endless Bunnies

Of all the absurdities that Lyle had learnt to just accept as part of his life now in this post-apocalyptic wasteland the hardest to deal with was the rabbits. He didn’t have anything against rabbits, he just didn’t understand how they had survived the apocalypse, they and the gerbils were anomalies. It was absurd, how … Continue reading Tales from the Wasteland: Endless Bunnies

Tales from the Wasteland: Philosophy 101

“Ugh, Tabitha can we stop talking about all this philosophical bullshit and just do it already?” Tegan groans as he watches his spitfire girlfriend paces back and forth. “No, Tegan. We need to fully discuss this, I almost died the other day.” Her hands flail in the air erratically, “death by giant earthworm is a … Continue reading Tales from the Wasteland: Philosophy 101

Tales from the Wasteland: Mayor of Survivortopolis

Stan’s whole world had been flipped upside down with one phone call… well technically the phone call was for Ricky, then the information in that phone call relayed to Stan. It’s not every day your assistant manager barges into your office and demands you lockdown the store immediately. Then again it’s not every day that … Continue reading Tales from the Wasteland: Mayor of Survivortopolis

Tales from the Wasteland: Information is Power

There are only so many ways to make a living after the apocalypse, and most of them aren’t exactly suitable for a middle-aged woman who’s spent her life working behind a desk. So Allie found herself getting inventive, she didn’t want to go back to working in customer service and pandering to people. To avoid … Continue reading Tales from the Wasteland: Information is Power

Tales from the Wasteland: Treasure and Stuff

This was not turning out to be a good day for Rod and his crew, they’d been trekking across the wasteland for five days now and had hardly anything to show for it. They had enough supplies for a few more days travel but they’d need to turn back soon or they’d never make it … Continue reading Tales from the Wasteland: Treasure and Stuff

Tales from the Wasteland: Big Game Hunting

A/N: So for those following my FB page you may have noticed the last few months I've been doing Thursday Character Insights. To expand on that, in anticipation of getting Customerpocalypse released as an e-book I'll be putting up short story spin-offs for the characters of Customerpocalypse every Thursday of this month. Without further ado, I bring … Continue reading Tales from the Wasteland: Big Game Hunting